Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize
