I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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