And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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