What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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