8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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