I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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