He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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