I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
operation have a gay friend backfired
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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