sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize
