Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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