winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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