she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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