Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
His hands were made for my vagina.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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