Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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