You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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