"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team