Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.