he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We don't watch enough power rangers
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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