Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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