what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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