what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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