Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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