A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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