ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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