Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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