so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
is it fun? or sober?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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