how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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