A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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