well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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