"it" just moved
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
So many bounce houses so little time
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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