how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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