I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
