I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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