I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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