talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
My pussy is not your playground.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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