If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize