hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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