Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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