when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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