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You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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