i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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