I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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