Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
sex in a hospital.. check
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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