you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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