so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
be right there i have to get my cape
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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