no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
