Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
