Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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