I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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