I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
love makes seman taste better
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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