Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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