We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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