I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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