you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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