I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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